The Fan: The Solution to the Becks Problem? He Becomes Manager of Spurs

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Lots of things have become clear this season, such as: only three teams have the remotest chance of winning the Premiership, and Carlisle United will need the miracle of all miracles to stay in the Third Division, but there are still far too many mysteries.

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Why is Jamie Redknapp captain of Spurs? I suddenly saw him the other week and my first reaction was heh up, what's he doing here. Lost, poor soul, wandered on to the pitch by mistake. Then I remembered that two years ago he had been acquired on a free transfer--far too expensive, but Spurs do throw their money around--and been injured ever since. Spurs is of course a charity, taking in the …