Byline: Mark E. Souder, SPECIAL TO THE WASHINGTON TIMES
In the 1890s, the Carbolic Smoke Ball Co. of Great Britain promised that its product - a substance that consumers were instructed to smoke three times each day - would cure everything, from asthma to influenza to whooping cough. Carbolic smoke balls became widely popular, especially as a "treatment" for influenza. The company's fortunes declined only when one fastidious smoke ball user contracted influenza and sued the Carbolic Smoke Ball Co., which had guaranteed that the "medicine" would protect against this epidemic.
Today, we laugh at the quack medicine that led Victorians to perch over carbolic smoke balls, hoping to cure asthma or other ailments by inhaling the smoke. And we shake our heads when we read about how cocaine was similarly abused here in the United States in the name of medicine. But the lure of quackery never diminishes.
On Monday, the Supreme Court ruled against the "medical" marijuana proponents in Gonzales v. Raich, a case that endeavored to return the United States to 19th-century medicine by legalizing "medical" marijuana.
"Medical" marijuana is a myth, no less so than carbolic smoke balls. Marijuana is no more a medicine than cocaine. Like any complex compound, marijuana is composed of hundreds of chemicals, and indeed some of them may, on their own, have medicinal affects. But the same could be said of virtually any substance.
Opium poppy provides real medical derivatives, such as morphine, but that doesn't mean that the ill should start using - and abusing - heroin. Indeed, medicinal derivatives of the marijuana plant - Marinol, for example, which contains synthetic THC - already exist, and have been approved by the Food and Drug Administration.
The FDA was created precisely to combat the medical fraud and quackery that led to the phony medicines of the late 19th and early 20th centuries. In the decades since enactment of the Food and Drug Act, a regulatory system has been developed to protect the public health by ensuring the integrity of medicine. To be approved by the FDA, a drug must be …