It's a Man's World; PETERBOROUGH

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Byline: PETERBOROUGH

A STORE that sells husbands has just opened where a woman can go to choose a future life partner from among many men.

The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

However, there is a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to leave the building.

So a woman goes to the store to find a husband, and on the first floor the sign on the door reads: 'Floor One - These Men Have Jobs.' The woman reads the sign and says to herself: 'Well, that's better than my last …