Set by Didier d'Argent
What happened to characters such as Jack and Jill or Georgie Porgie, once the nursery or nonsense rhymes finished? We asked you for those "missing verses"
Report by Ms de Meaner
As you can see, it's redesign week. You must all be thrilled at appearing on such a good-looking page. Welcome to: Carol Foster, Douglas Vaisey, Laura Benson, Emily Barnett, Emma Hopkins, John Barham, Stephen Dudzik and Christopher Kerr. [pounds sterling]20 each to the winners, the best of whom (Mr Kerr) also gets the Tesco vouchers.
Star getting bigger Twinkle twinkle, little star Brighter now I think you are A billion billion miles away Will you visit us one day? Twinkle twinkle, bigger star You are larger now by far Hurtling through the heavenly gloom Will you miss or bring our doom? Twinkle twinkle, massive star Moving faster than a car Impact in one year, they say, Then you'll blow us all away. Stephen Bibby Miss Muffet seeks therapy So she went to her shrink, Saying: "Shrink, do you think I can keep my neurosis at bay?" He replied: "I can probe your "Irrational phobia." And in less than an hour, she's OK. Poor Little Miss Muffet Proceeded to snuff it When, back at the tuffet next day, Our brave little kiddo Went and stroked a black widow. As she died, cried Miss Muffet, "Touche." David Silverman John "Froggie" Prescott A Frog he would a-wooing go, Heigh-ho, says Tracey, Whether his office would let him or no, With a jiggery, Jaggery, fondle and grapple, Heigh-ho, says racy Tracey! …