Number 1 among the Plethora of Lists

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Byline: Jennifer Harper, THE WASHINGTON TIMES

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Oh, my gosh. Hand over those lists and let's discover who wears Dr. Dentons and whether Paris and Britney have secret bilious moments. Maybe Drudge knows. Or Guinness.

What? Those are fake lists? Say it isn't so.

Alas, we confess, they are indeed fake compilations produced solely for amusement purposes. No parrots or area rugs were harmed in the process. But they could be real. There is a list for the top 10, top 20 and top 100 of anything and seemingly everything on the planet. Mankind revels in the best of, worst of, greatest, coolest, hottest, sexiest, …