Reasons to be cheerful A:
Assuming England are not going to the Euro finals.
* At long bloody last, we won't have to put up with those stupid Wags next summer, poncing and posing about.
* And phew, a chance for a proper summer hol without irritation, aggravation and humiliation.
* Goodbye to Becks, and about time, too. And take Posh with you.
* And Michael Owen. You can stay in bed from now on, Wee Micky, nursing whatever's your latest injury. Ditto to Wayne.
* And up your bum, Steve. What a relief to see the back of him.
* Let's bring back the home internationals. They should never have been stopped. England will now …