Byline: David Edgar
As writers about royal romances found in the late 1990s, accidental topicality can be a danger as well as a bonus for the author. At least one play had to be substantially rewritten - and another failed at the box ofCce - immediately following the death of Princess Diana.
Along with a large number of Clms, the Broadway musical Assassins was shelved after 9/11, and, last year, the BBC postponed the broadcast of a Hanif Kureishi short story about jihadist hostage-taking while Alan Johnson remained incarcerated in Gaza. And productions of Henry V raised unintentional laughs during the BSE crisis when the Duke of Orleans remarked that "these English are shrewdly out of beef".
When I proposed writing a play about British identity for the touring company Out of Joint, I guessed/hoped that the play's topic would hit the headlines during our run. Testing the Echo is topped and tailed by one of the ceremonies that have proved so unexpectedly popular with new British citizens, and, in between, tells several interlocking tales of people who are mugging up the information you have to know to become one (from the number of members of the Welsh assembly to the distance between John O'Groats and Land's End).
These stories range from a Muslim drug addict going cold turkey via a football fanatic Korean car mechanic in New Malden and a Ukrainian woman trapped in an unhappy marriage in Balsall Heath to an entire class of English language students in a North London college.
As the play was researched, written and rehearsed last summer and autumn, we worked out that the Government's new citizenship proposals (establishing a points system and adding good behaviour hurdles) would probably come out during our projected tour. We also thought that Lord Goldsmith's report on British identity (the one that proposed citizenship ceremonies for 18-year-olds) would - with luck - hit the streets while we were still treading the boards.
We had no idea how spookily topical we would turn out to be, on matters great and small.
In the play, a civil servant is backed into de-Cning Britishness as "the need and capacity to Cnd a dentist": back in January, a day before we opened in Salisbury, the Citizens' Advice Bureau announced that one in 10 British people couldn't get dental treatment on the NHS. Following the Archbishop of Canterbury's speech about sharia law, Edinburgh audiences couldn't believe we hadn't added in our scene on that topic (starting with the line "They don't mean cutting people's hands off") to the play that morning.
One of the subjects of the play is the dif-Cculty of agreeing a shared narrative of British history (hence the citizenship test remaining resolutely contemporary, unlike that of every other country). While we were in Liverpool, the Royal United Services Institute issued a report complaining that there is no shared narrative of British history.
The week after that, we were in Warwick and the Prime Minister was announcing his plans to make it harder to do what most of the characters in the play want to do (though we hoped this wasn't our fault). …