Tinseltown: Where Everyone Is Jewish

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From "Woody" Allen Konigsberg to Issur "Kirk Douglas" Danielovitch, Jewish celebrities have changed their names to succeed in Hollywood. But did you know that, in fact, everyone in Tinseltown is actually Jewish? We open Tinseltown's "Goldberg files" ...

Morgan Freeman

Never one to shave his sagacious beard between Passover and Lag Boomer, the former "Murray Friedman" has proven his Hebraic bona fides by playing God, as well as providing the voiceover for countless documentaries. Who else but a Jew would spend an entire movie loudly telling you what you're seeing?

Tom Cruise

He's short, enormously wealthy and rumors abound that he and his wife have …