US ELECTION SPECIAL: YOU ASK THE QUESTIONS - So, PJ O'Rourke, Who Do You Think Is Winning in the Battle of the Candidates' Wives? and Is Tony Blair George W Bush's Puppet, Poodle or Fig Leaf?

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The right-wing satirist PJ (Patrick Jake) O'Rourke, 57, was born the son of a car salesman in Toledo, Ohio. He studied English at Miami University, before moving to New York in 1973 to join the satirical magazine National Lampoon. After leaving the Lampoon in 1981, he became a freelance writer, working for Rolling Stone, Vanity Fair and Playboy. In 1987, his collection of essays entitled Republican Party Reptile became a worldwide bestseller, and since then he has written 10 books, including Give War a Chance, Eat the Rich and Holidays in Hell. He lives in New Hampshire with his second wife and three young children.

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