Let Them Eat Pumpkin Spice Cookies: Isn't Teresa Heinz Kerry Rich!

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A CAMPAIGN STOP IN ARIZONA LAST AUGUST 9 offered an eerie glimpse of the couple that could be the next to occupy the White House. There was tall John Kerry, standing at the very edge of the Grand Canyon precipice, urging his reluctant spouse to join him. "Come on, darling," he seemed to repeat, as he reached in vain for her hand. "No, I'm not going," said an adamant Teresa Heinz Kerry, hiding behind at least one park ranger and clinging for dear life to her plastic water bottle. Of course, she explained it was her vertigo. But you could kind of tell she was not about to be forced into a version of Terry-Kerry.

The trauma left its mark. Hours later she was overheard crying "Hello, …