The Insider: Milburn Covets Prezza's Job, Party Rejects Blair Fizz, and Mark Thatcher Not Guilty Shock
Maguire, Kevin, New Statesman (1996)
Shoulders broader than Alan Milburn's would sag under the weight of criticism heaped on him since he agreed to spend less time with his family to become Labour's election co-ordinator. If the campaign is successful, it will have willing parents in Tony, Gordon, Alastair and Philip, but if it fails, it will be an orphan without Alan on hand to carry the can. Yet the party's Billy Elliot has let it be known, as we say, that he'd like to remain in the cabinet if Labour wins. The post? Prezza's job as Deputy Prime Minister. It has the advantage of annoying Brown and the disadvantage of being occupied by the best left hook in politics. No one has been brave enough to inform Prezza. Until now.
Peterborough's Labour MP, Helen Clark (nee Brinton), might profitably use the four weeks of the campaign to learn that, when she uses a portable telephone, she no longer needs to project her voice over several miles. Bawling near Annie's Bar into her mobile, Clark yelled: "You promised me 120 and only fucking three turned up." Which suggests an unsuccessful meeting.
Labour peers twiddling their thumbs until the quaint business of voting for MPs is over are grumbling about a threat to force them to sign loyalty oaths. Bruce "Grumpy" Grocott, chief whip in the Upper House, has loudly demanded total obedience after a number defended sundry civil liberties and objected to introducing house arrest. Grocott was backed at a private meeting by Lord Drayson of PowderJect, who repeatedly makes clear there is no connection between six-figure party donations, a very profitable public sector smallpox contract and his peerage.
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Publication information: Article title: The Insider: Milburn Covets Prezza's Job, Party Rejects Blair Fizz, and Mark Thatcher Not Guilty Shock. Contributors: Maguire, Kevin - Author. Magazine title: New Statesman (1996). Volume: 134. Issue: 4735 Publication date: April 11, 2005. Page number: 35. © Not available. COPYRIGHT 2005 Gale Group.
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