TV's Dysfunctional Family Affair: The Really Shocking Shows Are on Nick at Nite

By Oliver, Charles | Reason, January 1997 | Go to article overview

TV's Dysfunctional Family Affair: The Really Shocking Shows Are on Nick at Nite


Oliver, Charles, Reason


If there's one thing politicians seem to be good at, it's jumping on a dead trend. Vice President Al Gore is a master of this. In August, just before the Democrat convention, he was spotted dancing the Macarena. A couple of months later, in October, Gore attacked Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. He called the show "sugary and sociopathic." Passe would have been more apt.

A few days after Gore's rant, 22 members of Congress showed they were on top of things by attacking the 10-year-old Fox television series Married... With Children. They sent a letter to Fox decrying the network's decision to move the show from its 9:30 p.m. time slot to 7 p.m. on Sunday. These lawmakers undoubtedly would have been even more outraged had they known that syndicated reruns of the series have been broadcast nightly in that time slot for years.

It's clear that politicians just can't resist attacking television. And it's equally clear that they know little about it. So I thought I'd help them out. They keep focusing on the big networks, syndicated daytime talk shows, and other broadcast programming. The thing is, broadcast shows have been losing market share for years: Cable is where the action's at.

If politicians think television shows should highlight values such as two-parent households and the peaceful resolution of conflicts, then basic cable is a real cesspool. And that's mostly because cable endlessly reruns the "classic" TV shows that gave way to the likes of Married... With Children and Power Rangers. Just try, for example, to find any traditional role models - or even a family with a living mother and father - on cable.

Start with TBS. Ted Turner, who before marrying Jane Fonda championed "family" TV, put this station on satellite way back in 1976. It's a leader in basic cable. The anchor series for TBS has always been The Andy Griffith Show. Nice and safe, right? Wrong.

Andy Taylor is a widower. His wife died before the series began. So there's no mother to raise little Opie (though he does have Andy's spinster Aunt Bea). And while Andy dates a string of nice-looking women during the run of the show, his closest relationship is with his deputy, Barney Fife. Want more? Consider this: Of all the major male characters on the show - Andy, Barney, Floyd the barber, Howard Sprague, Goober, and Gomer - the only married one is Otis Campbell, the town drunk. What sort of message were the makers of this show trying to send?

Another TBS staple is The Beverly Hillbillies. Once again, Jed Clampett is a widower. While his daughter Ellie Mae lacks a mother, she does have a grandmother who keeps a still in the backyard and who constantly tries to sneak some of her "rheumatism medicine." Grandparents are portrayed so rarely on television. Is it really necessary for one of the few on TV to have a substance-abuse problem?

And what about Jethro, Ellie's cousin? He spends most of his time trying to attract nubile young women. And think about this: Jed is Jethro's uncle. But Jethro's mother is Jed's cousin Pearl. Try to diagram that family tree. The Clampetts' next-door neighbors are the Drysdales, a couple obviously involved in a loveless marriage. The Drysdales are occasionally joined by Sonny, Mrs. Drysdale's son by a previous marriage.

On another Turner station, TNT, you can catch Gilligan's Island. It has seven regular characters. Only two of them - Mr. and Mrs. Howell - are married. They apparently have no children.

Had enough? Then flip over to another superstation, WOR. It has The Fugitive. The lead character here is Dr. Richard Kimball. Dead wife, no kids. WOR also runs The Partridge Family. In this show, the father has died. So mom loads up the kids onto a psychedelic bus and turns them into a rock band. You can also catch Magnum, P.I. on WOR. This one revolves around Thomas Magnum and his pal Jonathan Higgins, an older man who lets Magnum live with him rent-free in a palatial estate. …

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