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Talk of the Town

By: Thames, Lamar | The Florida Times Union, January 6, 2001 | Article details

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Talk of the Town


Thames, Lamar, The Florida Times Union


As president of the Procrastinators Club of Clay County, the 1999 meeting is hereby called to order.

What's that? It is no longer 1999?

Yes, we know it is not 1999, but as the name indicates, we are always a year late on everything. So, without further ado . . .

What now? Oh! You say it is not even 2000 anymore? Nooooo! That can't be right. Why, just yesterday we were wrestling with Y2K, the false end of the millennium, etc. The year 2000 can't be over yet, can it? We haven't fulfilled all of our resolutions for 1999, much less 2000.

Alas, it is true. The much-maligned 2000 has come and gone, and some might say, not a minute too soon. In truth, …

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