Finding New Professions for Topless Women Is an Art
Byline: Burt Constable
I feel for topless women - and yet they will have nothing to do with me.
(And not just because I use them as the butt of that tawdry, hackneyed double-entendre in my opening line.)
The topless women won't talk to me because they blame the Daily Herald for endangering their livelihoods as topless masseuses in DuPage County.
Hey, Deborah Johnson was the reporter who blew the cover off the topless massage biz, not me. And our editorial board urged the county board to ban topless massages, not me.
(That same board endorsed Bob Dole, but Bill Clinton didn't get all snotty about it. Clinton's office would still let us …
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Publication information: Article title: Finding New Professions for Topless Women Is an Art. Contributors: Not available. Newspaper title: Daily Herald (Arlington Heights, IL). Publication date: October 25, 1997. Page number: 12. © 2009 Paddock Publications. COPYRIGHT 1997 Gale Group.
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