The Hobby That Changed Dad's Perspective

By Shannon, Terry Miller | The Christian Science Monitor, August 17, 1995 | Go to article overview
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The Hobby That Changed Dad's Perspective

Shannon, Terry Miller, The Christian Science Monitor

One thing you could say about my dad - he stood on his hands. A lot.

While I was growing up, we thought nothing of seeing him leap up from watching TV, nimbly toss his feet in the air, and walk around the living room on his palms. The most any of us would say was, "Dad! I can't see the TV!"

There was something about being in water that particularly seemed to bring out his urge for a change in perspective. Lake, river, ocean, or swimming pool would suddenly sprout two legs unfolding like gigantic sea serpents. Once straightened, they would leisurely advance through the swimmers, white shins gleaming in the sun.

"What's that?" kids would shout, pointing.

We'd shrug and say, "Oh, it's just our dad."

He liked to enter the water that way, too. At the city pool, he would press his palms to the searing concrete walkway. His legs would rise majestically. Slowly, he would raise one hand and then the other over and over, finally plunging headfirst into the pool.

Or he would kneel at the top of the high dive and clasp the sides of the board. Legs waving wildly in the air, he would make his way to the end. He would pause, to heighten the dramatic tension. Then he would drop. The kids in the pool would go wild, all except his own. We'd seen that show so many times we were blase.

Sometimes the teenage lifeguard would blow her whistle at Dad and say things like, "Mr. Miller, we can't have you doing these stunts here. Some of these kids might decide to...."

"Dad got into trouble at the pool," we'd tell Mom when we got home.

"Oh really?" she'd say. "Again?"

On the rare occasions we hit the beaches in southern California, we would try not to see those familiar legs on their way to the waves, feet pointing to the sky, above the wall-to-wall tanners on their beach towels.

We would hear a fascinated voice or two: "Hey, mister! How do you do that, huh? How do you do that, mister?"

It takes all kinds," some sunbather was sure to mutter.

When I was a small child, I thought hand-walking was a thing fathers did. They worked, watched TV, mowed the lawn, tinkered with the car, ate a half-gallon of ice cream at a sitting, read the Sunday comics to their kids, and walked on their hands.

But when I became a teenager, I realized that Dad was different, that what he was doing was odd. And I was mortified by his absolute weirdness.

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