American Indian Tribal Dances have obtained an injunction and a negotiated equal-time agreement has gone to the trustees for budget authorization.
And for those 379 of last year's 380 theater majors who have not yet found employment, there is a position open at a rural Southwestern college for an established, impeccable scholar and widely known actor/ actress, under 35, who wants to direct self-exploration drama on a campus well known for its valid learning experiences and 24-hour Army- Navy boutique. The ability to stage the annual college musical would also be an asset. Minority candidates are urged to apply. Federal law ensures that no discriminating choice will be made.
Finally, I am pleased to announce the completion of our federal- and state-funded performing arts complex, long my dream. The $70- billion marble theater will open with an important, provocative play by our Guerrilla Theater seminar, a yet untitled work which I understand dramatizes plastik Amerika's materialistik exploitation of its young, "from Capitalist Hill to the Whitewash House." The program notes alone will run seventy pages. This will alternate with an original play on the freedom to abort by the celebrated woman author of last year's "The Bombing of the Children of Hanoi."
Yours for a balanced and mythic year,
John D. Kirwan
Even though the fall semester is about completed on most campuses, the majority of parents (and nearly all students) still have little idea what to expect from the modern university--save that it strives to be relevant. Therefore, as a public service, I have culled from the catalogs of several of our leading groves of academe the following selected sample courses,
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Publication information: Book title: Hail to Thee, Okoboji U!A Humor Anthology on Higher Education. Contributors: Mark C. Ebersole - Editor. Publisher: Fordham University Press. Place of publication: New York. Publication year: 1992. Page number: 114.
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