find much more matter for your pen, and also for my entertainment. Well, I have sold my dear little Ship, 1 because I could not employ my Eyes with reading in her Cabin, where I had nothing else to do. I think those Eyes began to get better directly I had written to agree to the Man's proposal. Anyhow, the thing is done; and so now I betake myself to a Boat, whether on this River here, or on the Sea at the Mouth of it. Books you see I have nothing to say about. The Boy who came to read to me made such blundering Work that I was forced to confine him to a News- paper, where his Blunders were often as entertaining as the Text which he mistook. We had 'hangarues' in the French Assembly, and, on one occasion, 'iron- clad Laughter from the Extreme Left.' Once again, at the conclusion of the London news, 'Consolations closed at 91, ex Div.' -- And so on. You know how illiterate People will jump at a Word they don't know, and twist it in [to] some word they are familiar with. I was telling some of these Blunders to a very quiet Clergyman here some while ago, and he assured me that a poor Woman, reading the Bible to his Mother, read off glibly, 'Stand at a Gate and swal- low a Candle.' I believe this was no Joke of his: whether it were or not, here you have it for what you may think it worth. I should be glad to hear that you think Donne ____________________ | 1 | See "Letters", ii. 126. | -2- |