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provinces, we make no doubt, but it ill suits the dignity of
the metropolis. We trust our young friend will take these re-
marks in good part, for we mean them solely for his benefit.
All who know us are aware that although we are at times justly
severe upon tigers and martyrs, we never intentionally offend
gladiators.

The Infant Prodigy performed wonders. He overcame his
four tiger whelps with ease, and with no other hurt than the
loss of a portion of his scalp. The General Slaughter was
rendered with a faithfulness to details which reflects the highest
credit upon the late participants in it.

Upon the whole, last night's performances shed honor not
only upon the management but upon the city that encourages
and sustains such wholesome and instructive entertainments.
We would simply suggest that the practice of vulgar young
boys in the gallery of shying peanuts and paper pellets at the
tigers, and saying "Hi-yi!" and manifesting approbation or dis-
satisfaction by such observations as "Bully for the lion!" "Go
it, Gladdy!" "Boots!" "Speech!" "Take a walk round the
block!" and so on, are extremely reprehensible, when the Em-
peror is present, and ought to be stopped by the police. Sev-
eral times last night when the supernumeraries entered the arena
to drag out the bodies, the young ruffians in the gallery shouted,
"Supe! supe!" and also, "Oh, what a coat!" and "Why don't
you pad them shanks?" and made use of various other remarks
expressive of derision. These things are very annoying to the
audience.

A matinée for the little folks is promised for this afternoon,
on which occasion several martyrs will be eaten by the tigers.
The regular performance will continue every night till further
notice. Material change of program every evening. Benefit of
Valerian, Tuesday, 29, if he lives.

I have been a dramatic critic myself, in my time,
and I was often surprised to notice how much more
I knew about Hamlet than Forrest did; and it
gratifies me to observe, now, how much better my
brethren of ancient times knew how a broadsword
battle ought to be fought than the gladiators.

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Publication Information: Book Title: The Innocents Abroad or, the New Pilgrims' Progress. Volume: 1. Contributors: Mark Twain - author. Publisher: P. F. Collier & Son. Place of Publication: New York. Publication Year: 1911. Page Number: 295.
    
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