The Many Things I Hate about Britain, by Gwyneth; Actress Attacks Dirty Streets and Poor Service

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SHE once found fault with British men before, a year later, marrying one.

Now Gwyneth Paltrow has turned her critical gaze on Britain itself.

And the American actress, who has lived in London since her wedding to rock singer Chris Martin two years ago, has found plenty more to complain about.

The streets are too dirty, customer service is 'just rubbish' and the weather is 'cold and depressing'.

The Californian-born Oscar winner revealed her litany of grumbles about British life in an interview with the U.S. edition of Marie Claire magazine about what it is like to be an expat.

She admits that after years of finding Britain 'cold and depressing' she has grown to like it.

But she adds: 'My husband thinks I'm way too obsessed with cleanliness and germs. I'm just like, "The street is filthy, could we take off our shoes before we come into the house?" He used to imitate me and say, "Ewwww, oh my God!"

'Also, the customer service is just rubbish in England. People are much more relaxed there, and things take for ever to get done.

'They'll tell you it'll take two weeks for your Internet service to be fixed! It drives me nuts.

And I miss being able to get anything at any time of day.

You can't do that there.' Miss Paltrow, 33, whose daughter Apple is now 18 months, also advised American readers that the British weather was dreadful.

'Bring a raincoat, definitely!' she said. 'Or at least a little umbrella that can fit in your bag, because it always does rain. …