Willem B. Drees
Fifty slices of buttered toast were placed on the table. I pushed them over the edge one by one. Forty-nine dropped on the floor with the buttered side down. The fiftieth I saved, by eating it. This experiment raises a deep existential question:
Why does buttered toast always fall on the floor with the buttered side down?
Well, why does it? It has to do with the flip the toast makes when it is shovelled over the edge. And the flip has to do with the strength of gravity and the height of the table. To make a full turn, the table would have to be over three metres high. We would have to be about five metres tall for such a table to be useful. However, unstable bipeds as we are, we are better off not getting so tall since we would damage our heads severely when falling over. The mix of gravity (fall) and chemical bonds (risk of breaking bones) results in a maximal length for healthy bipeds of about three metres. Given the strength of gravity and electromagnetic forces (chemical bonds), a biped on any planet would face a similar fate: his (her) buttered toast will fall upside down. Thus, the answer to our question is:
Buttered toast falls upside down because the universe has the properties it has. The universe is to blame for our bad luck.
This could be taken as an example of Murphy's law, the idea that if anything can go wrong, it will go wrong. And it will do so at the place which is most difficult to access, with the parts for which you do not have spares, at a time that does not suit you at all (and so on). A couple of years ago Robert Matthews went through the details of the buttered toast problem (Matthews 1997). He concluded that there is an anthropomurphic principle at work; our universe is such that it is bound to generate bad luck.