Academic journal article Antipodes

The Tram Ride Home after the Night Shift

Academic journal article Antipodes

The Tram Ride Home after the Night Shift

Article excerpt

I hate bad highlights I hate all highlights I hate

McDonalds I hate umbrellas that don't retract

I hate the ones that are long I hate dirty white

shoes I hate tapered pants I hate teenage girls

with their nails' done I hate attractive

strangers I hate drugs I hate writing that is too

small to read I hate people that don't call back

I hate people that don't call at all I hate things

that make you remember rhings you're trying

to forget I hate plainclothes tram inspectors I

hate headaches 1 hate the cold I hate nylons I

hate bad posture I hate everyone wirh nice

pants I hate double chins I hate my double

chin I hate men skinnier than me I hate

waiting I hate chapped lips I hate other

peoples' music 1 hate Australian idol I hate

bleached tips I hate making decisions I hate

being die bad guy I hate finality I hate

uncertainty I hate people who are scared of

being mugged I hate neon lights I hate not

getting text messages I hate emptiness I hate

hair elastics with metal bits I hate convenience

stores rhat don't sell tram tickets I hate girls

that are hotter than me I hate everyone

wearing rhe same shoes I hate Coke I hate

Pepsi I hate street repairs I hate lavender

scented candles I hate noise I hate silence I

hate my knees aching I hate passing places

that don't matter anymore I hate Special 00

trams that don't stop I hate die smell of

cigarette smoke I hate talking about politics

with people who have never read a book or

left the country I hate graffiti I hate fake

leather I hate car accidents I hate walking I

hate frizzy hair I hate the tram ride home after

the night shift

[Author Affiliation]

CHENOAH ELLIS is currently attending Melbourne University Law School. …

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