Academic journal article Flannery O'Connor Review

When Regis Philbin Is Replaced by GOD on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire the Questions Become Serious

Academic journal article Flannery O'Connor Review

When Regis Philbin Is Replaced by GOD on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire the Questions Become Serious

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G: Sabbath Lily, being that you are already condemned to Hell for being a bastard child, let's move on to the next question. You have one life-line remaining.

SL: Being a bastard only means I shall not enter the Kingdom of Heaven_____It says nothing about condemnation.

G: Okay, you got me there! Now for the $500,000 or to prevent your soul from floating through purgatory for eternity, answer correctly the following question.

SL: True-false sounds like a contradiction in terms. Oh my, this is a tough one. My daddy was only a crook-nothing prophetic about that. Manley Pointer sounds like a man for all occasions-I'm not sure if I'd shake a leg toward that answer. Now, Hazel Motes I remember distinctly-he was the nuts. I was just crazy about him-baby-daddy of that cute little thing the idiot brung to my bedroom door. I don't believe ... I have ever met or heard of this Tarwater fellow. Does he have relations in Taulkinham?

G: I cannot assist you at this time. …

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