Academic journal article et Cetera

Mr. Subtext Malaspell Sends a Mega-Scene to His Sunny at College (Sic)

Academic journal article et Cetera

Mr. Subtext Malaspell Sends a Mega-Scene to His Sunny at College (Sic)

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DEAR SUNNY,

So I went to the A-pox-you-carry and I asked the firm-assist, "Do you sell mega-scenes?"

"Yessir, yessir, yessir, we curry mega-scenes. Sports Ill-is-treated?" he sick-jested.

"No, no! I want a mega-scene culled--"

"Oh, oh," he wisp-heard, "I gas your reek-quest. You want Playboy, the one with the sin-to-fold."

"No!" I rip-lied, "I don't buy a-dolts-only mega-seens!"

"Oh," sighs he, "I'm so surly! I pull-a-jazz! Maybe you want the cur-rent Dogs Gazette or purr-haps Cats Magazine or--"

He hurt me deep with his sore-chasm. "Oy, ass," I mutt-turd, "a dog muck-a-scene. Why, you little drug-gassed--"

"Oh," size he, interrupreting, "You want Kiss-my-Paul-a-ton? It has an ex-citing sack-survey. Or Gnash-you-nil Review?"

"Oy, ass," I reap-lyed, hot under the color. "You must be a can-serve-a-thief! You sap-scribe to Ridder's Dye-gist. You read how the tell-avenge-holiest fund Cod!"

"You read Gin-til-man's Quart-early?" in-salts he.

"Of curse, of coarse! And your wife reads Madam-was-sell?" re-tarts I.

"Stop!" shoots he. "I gas your reek-quest. You want Anti-yuck Re-few."

"No!"

"Horsemen's News?"

"Neigh! "

"Boy Scout--"

"Knot!"

"Barber's Monthly?"

"Nicks!"

"American Scholar?"

"Know!"

"Wildlife Conservation?"

"Gnu!"

"Journal of Entomology? …

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