Academic journal article Social Alternatives

Love Song of the International Management Consultant

Academic journal article Social Alternatives

Love Song of the International Management Consultant

Article excerpt

We're here to redeem you with slave market spin.

Our suits are two-piece holy wafer thin

or double-breasted Buddha-fat

and in Armani shoulder holsters,

shaped and polished by paid up pollsters,

we pack salvation's rat-tat-tat.

Sign up now, success awaits.

You're going to be the new Bill Gates.

Our power points have dum dum tips

that will guide you to a cloud-like land

of high rise hopes on Enron sand

where money bags open like graphite zips.

Our all-purpose pre-rigged organisational review

will downsize your workers to a paltry few.

And when put some relocation rumors into play

that skeleton team will build their own cage.

They'll be pulling like pit ponies for half their wage

when they hear you're shifting to old Bombay. …

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