Magazine article Politics Magazine

Quips & Slips

Magazine article Politics Magazine

Quips & Slips

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"He needs to do something about those skinny legs. I'm going to make him do some squats. And then, we're going to make him do some biceps curls to beef up those scrawny little arms."

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--Arnold Schwarzenegger razzing President-elect Obama

"Our preference would be to get a shelter dog. But obviously a lot of shelter dogs are mutts--like me." --Barack Obama "

"I thought this was nice. While Bush met with Obama,Vice President Cheney took Joe Biden waterboarding. --David Letterman

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"The meek may inherit the Earth, but they don't get a lot done on Capitol Hill."

--Sen. Evan Bayh, on why Rahm Emanuel, the next White House chief of staff, will work well with the Senate

"Obviously he'll influence the president to be pro-Israel. …

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