Magazine article Marketing

Marketing Mole: We'll Call You - Ryanair

Magazine article Marketing

Marketing Mole: We'll Call You - Ryanair

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Moles have very small bladders, so when we heard that Ryanair was planning to charge passengers to use its loos, we decided to flush out the true story.

Mktg: I understand that Ryanair is going to charge pounds 1 to use the toilets.

Ryanair: No, that's not correct. We don't do that. It's probably just an exaggeration, but no, we don't do that.

Mktg: So you won't start charging pounds 1 to use the toilets?

Ryanair: No, no, no, no.

Mktg: Is that definite?

Ryanair: Yes, that's definite.

Mktg: Some of the details have been quite particular about how you have to insert the coin into the door to use the toilet.

Ryanair: I can check with the supervisor right now if you want.

Mktg: Yes, thank you. (Marketing is placed on hold.)

Ryanair: No, I just checked with my supervisor and he says we definitely won't be charging.

Mktg: And it won't happen at any point in the future.

You won't be doing anything like that?

Ryanair: It won't be happen, no.

Mktg: I was wondering - if I got onto a plane and I didn't have any change, what would happen?

Ryanair: No, no, no. You don't have to worry about. It won't happen.

Mktg: So it's definitely not going to happen. …

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