Magazine article The Christian Century

Does This Church Make He Look Fat? A Mennonite Finds Faith, Meets Mr. Right, and Solves Her Lady Problems

Magazine article The Christian Century

Does This Church Make He Look Fat? A Mennonite Finds Faith, Meets Mr. Right, and Solves Her Lady Problems

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Does This Church Make He Look Fat? A Mennonite Finds Faith, Meets Mr. Right, and Solves Her Lady Problems

By Rhoda Janzen

Grand Central Publishing, 272 pp., $24.99


Isn't that an off-brand religion?" One of my son's soon-to-be-relatives asked this question when he was introduced as having grown up in a Mennonite family.

If Mennonites are off-brand to many Americans, then Pentecostals might be known as firebrands. The average person knows very little about either faith. Rhoda Janzen, who has moved from the former to the latter, brings awareness to both by chronicling her sometimes calamitous, sometimes hilarious and now mystical experiences of the past five years, as seen in the context of her 48-year spiritual journey.

Janzen landed at the number one spot on the New York Times best-seller list with her first memoir, Mennonite in a Little Black Dress. She begins her second memoir, Does This Church Make Me Look Fat?, by recapping some of the plot details from the first book: a divorce and an auto accident followed by a four-month recuperation visit to her Mennonite family in Fresno, California, after she had "fallen away" from that faith for many years. By the end of her first memoir she had returned to the dating scene, and the reader met, among others, Mitch, an unlikely suitor sporting a large Jesus nail around his neck.

She married him.

And thus life, which threw so many curveballs Janzen's way in memoir number one, provided enough stranger-than-fiction opportunities for a second book.

Mitch comes as a package with his octogenarian father and teenage son, both of whom live in the house that became Janzen's home when she married Mitch and moved into the basement level with him and his son, Leroy. With her usual droll wit, the author shows us the eccentricities of the house and family in everything from the plumbing to the wild geese wallpaper.

Four months after she started dating Mitch, Janzen got the bad news that she had breast cancer, that it had invaded her lymph nodes and that she would need chemotherapy and a double mastectomy. Instead of ending her relationship to Mitch, the disease brought the two of them closer together; they were determined to love whether their time be short or long. Mitch declared himself to be just the man for the job of caretaker and supporter and proved himself over and over again. In contrast to her skepticism, he brought belief; to her metaphorical imagination, a focus on the concrete. Alongside her inimitable style, he offered no style; and to her finely honed gifts of teaching and leading, he added the paths of listening and learning.

It will be interesting to see how fans of the first memoir react to the second. Given the gravity of the subjects--cancer and religious conversion--Janzen gave herself an enormous challenge. Could she maintain her hallmark comic voice in the midst of suffering and transformation? The answer is yes, and that is no small accomplishment. Throughout the ordeal of chemo, Janzen sang a serene, slightly offbeat song, even laughing at death itself. She named the metallic body odor from the Taxol phase of her treatment "Come Maggots." When she acquired a New Age--inspired visualization CD that suggested imagining "tiny beings" within a healing fountain, Janzen quipped, "It's very satisfying to sing 'Tiny Beings' to the tune of 'Tiny Bubbles' in the style of the late Ambassador of Aloha, Don Ho."

Given the difficulty of combining serious subjects with a comic tone that ranges from irony to fantasy to parody, the reader should not expect to find all the humor uproariously funny. …

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