Magazine article New Statesman (1996)

The Vet, Yvette, the Cat and Harriet

Magazine article New Statesman (1996)

The Vet, Yvette, the Cat and Harriet

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The workers are revolting. Staff at United Utilities complain they were duped into forming an audience for David Cameron to deliver Tory propaganda. The water company, keen to board the fracking bandwagon, told employees to be at its Warrington HQ to receive "very important information". The press-ganged staff were informed they were required to sit, smile and applaud Cameron blowing his Tory trumpet.

Two summer observations on Ed Miliband after talking in recent months to his office and Labour's shadow cabinet: the first is that he swears more than he did. "Fucking" is the leader's curse of choice. The second is his sensitivity to the merest hint of criticism of the election maestro Douglas Alexander's strategy. One Mili loyalist who had received a tongue-lashing told me that Sweary Ed uses the former whenever he detects the latter.

Veterans of the Palestine Solidarity Campaign report gazebo wars between the Socialist Workers Party and the Socialist Party. The rival Trots apparently compete for the best plots to pitch tents on at Gaza protests and brag about who handed out the most placards. It might be funny if Palestinians weren't being slaughtered.

I overlooked the grand digs that come with the Italian job should Cameron reward the Old Etonian retainer Ed Llewellyn by appointing him our man in Rome. The Villa Wolkonsky is perhaps the grandest residence of any British ambassador, originally owned by a Russian princess and a Nazi hangout when Mussolini and Hitler were partners in crime. …

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