Magazine article Working Mother

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Magazine article Working Mother

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FUNNY JOKE FROM A FUNNY WOMAN

"It's been about two months since IVe worked out. I just don't have the time. Which is. ..odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And watch TV. And get a bone density test. And try to figure out what my phone number spells in words. -Ellen DeGeneres"

KIDSPEAK

Determined to get to work on time, I decided my 3-year-old would take the bus to preschool. At first he felt grown-up, but he soon complained that he wanted me to drive him again. "Sorry, buddy, we have to stick with the bus," I said, fighting the guilt. The next day he said he had a note from school. Unfolding a blank piece of paper and pretending to read, he said, "Dear Jay's Mom: The bus driver can't pick up Jay anymore, so you will have to drive him." With that he refolded the paper and sighed, "Sorry, buddy.you Ye going tO have tO drive me." -Maryann Bagan, Wyckoff, NJ

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