Magazine article The Spectator

Battle Lines

Magazine article The Spectator

Battle Lines

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South Africa

Rarely is Jonathan Clayton, the Times man in Africa, far from the front lines - but this month when I stayed at his Johannesburg house the battlefield came home.

My visits tend to cause distress to Christiane, Jonty's German wife. Christiane hasn't trusted me since I got her husband drunk at a Christmas Eve lunch in 1993, when he was my Nairobi Reuters bureau chief. I recall how, just before he downed his last bottle of champagne, he had revealed that all his German in-laws, together with his parents, were staying in Kenya for the holidays. En route home I had put him in a health club sauna, expecting the heat would sober him up. Instead he became dehydrated, passed out and remained unconscious through Holy Eve. His relatives were scandalised, and Christiane has naturally blamed me ever since.

This time I was in South Africa on business.

Normally, Christiane starts asking Jonathan when I intend to leave after a couple of days.

But this time I pleaded to stay. Soccer isn't my thing, but I wanted to soak up some of the World Cup history. Born and brought up on the continent, I feel proud that South Africa did such a good job of organising the tournament. But when Clayton announced he was driving to Rustenburg for the England/USA match, I decided England needed my support more than any of the African teams in the competition.

I suggested that Christiane and I tag along. 'No way will you get tickets, ' said Clayton, who had been invited on a freebie by SAB Miller. But Christiane did not want to be left out either.

At the Royal Bafokeng stadium, while Clayton abandoned us for 'work' in the brewery hospitality pavilion, I took Christiane by the arm and guided her to the celebrity entrance. I suspected we'd end up standing on the outside, blowing vuvuzelas in our bobble hats, but no. I quickly found myself standing next to Sir Bobby Charlton - and within minutes I had scored two tickets.

Christiane seemed impressed. She laughed at the England fans in their crusader outfits. In the Royal Bafokeng we were both firm England supporters during the match - even when Robert Green let in that goal. I gave Christiane a George Cross flag and she waved it enthusiastically. …

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