Magazine article Working Mother

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Magazine article Working Mother

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Article excerpt

FUNNY JOKE FROM A FUNNY WOMAN

I worked out three times. Well, I went to the gym three times, but I only worked out two of the three times.

One other time I used the bathroom. Actually, I spent the whole time with my kid, which was nice. It was the maternity leave I never got. She's now able to pick me out of a lineup of five women.

-Tina Fey

* KIDSPEAK

Soon after I had our daughter, Chloe, I was in our second-floor bedroom pumping when guests arrived. My son. Richte, then 2, proceeded to tell them, "Mommy is upstairs humping," and flapped his arms mimicking the motions. -Theresa Lee. Fort Lee, NJ

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@pllaheyebba: "My darling daughter ask? pregnant women (even strangers) when their baby is going to come out. ..she's my mktirig dept - I'm a birth doula."

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