Magazine article VFW Magazine

Jest a Minute

Magazine article VFW Magazine

Jest a Minute

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* What did mama and papa buffalo say to their son as he went off to college? Answer: "Bison."

George V. Kottwitz, Edwardsville, Ill.

* Happiness: Getting a bill you've already paid so you can sit down and write a nasty letter.

James P. Marinos, Waterford, Mich.

* Message on the outside of a parcel post package of fish: "If not delivered in five days ... NEVER MIND!"

O.H. Wright, Clinton, Ind.

* Minnesota farmer: "It gets so cold here in the winter we have to put heaters under the cows to milk them."

Unimpressed Texan: "That's nothing. It gets so hot back home we have to feed the hens ice so they won't lay hardboiled eggs."

Richard Nosal, Columbus, Neb.

A notice appeared in the want ads:

"Free, one-half pure-bred cocker spaniel puppies, one-half sneaky neighbor's dog"

Myron M. …

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