Magazine article Screen International

Jersey Shore Massacre

Magazine article Screen International

Jersey Shore Massacre

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Dir: Paul Tarnopol. US. 2014. 88mins

Jersey Shore Massacre is very much your classic B-Movie - 'B' as in blood, beach and bouncing breasts...the key elements in the genre - that actually delivers a lot more gory violence than one night be expecting from this bit of exploitation action.

There is a killer on the loose, and these oh-so dumb guys and gals are perfect fodder for his rather random killing spree.

Getting a brief theatrical exposure prior to a - likely - much longer life on DVD, it sticks closely to the format of pretty much every other 'partying teens in peril' film that has gone before it (nods to Friday The 13th etc), though will have a marketing boost thanks to Jenni "J-Woww" Farley's profile as one of the executive producers. For those not in the know, she was one of the eight first cast members of the MTV series Jersey Shore and its spin-off Snooki & JWoww.

Very much a US phenomenon (though it clearly inspired lookalike TV around the world, such as the UK's Geordie Shore, The Valleys set in Wales and Gandia Shore in Spain) Jersey Shore ran on MTV 2009-12, and simply followed the partying and beach-orientated lives of eight Italian-American housemates.

For Jersey Shore Massacre, Theresa (Danielle Dallacco, who is actually pretty good here) is planning a summer beach party for her girl pals, but when there is a mix-up on her house rental (cue a brief leering cameo as the landlord from ex-porn star Ron Jeremy) they re-locate to her jailed uncle's lake house. Theresa is less than interested in men, but her preening buddies can think of nothing more than hitting the beach and the clubs and luring some beach boys with small IQs but large muscles. …

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