Magazine article VFW Magazine

Jesta Minute

Magazine article VFW Magazine

Jesta Minute

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An American soldier who was wounded in France and knocked unconscious, was shipped to England that evening.

At 3 a.m. the next day he became conscious, shouting "Nurse! Nurse!" "Yes, yes, what is it?" responded the British nurse.

The soldier asked, "Did they bring me here to die?"

The British nurse said, "Oh, no, sir, they brought you here yesterdie."

Albert Friesendorf, Jersey City, N.J.

The moon shines in the East; the moon shines in the West; but down in the cellar the moonshine's the best.

Alexander Zablotny, Annapolis, MD

Ken was running for alderman in his district. He met Bill on the street and said, "Now I know we don't see eye-to-eye, but I'm running for alderman in our district and I'd like to have your vote."

Bill said, "I wouldn't vote for you even if you were St. Peter himself."

Ken said, "To tell you the truth, if I were St. Peter I wouldn't ask for your vote because you wouldn't be in my district.

Don Ford, Mohawk, N. Y

Little Joe, three years old, went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How do you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."

Vernon W. Miller, Mansfield, Ohio

The cops had been ordered to clean the town up for a big parade. A drunk staggered towards a constable and said, "Excuse me, offisher...could you pleash tell me the time?"

The constable replied, "One o'clock," and whacked the drunk over the head with his baton. …

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