Magazine article VFW Magazine

Jest a Minute

Magazine article VFW Magazine

Jest a Minute

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* Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said Doc. 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"

The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, "You've got a heart murmur. Be careful."

James E. Fox, Jr., Hamilton, Ohio

* Three proven rules for good, healthy teeth:

1. Brush after every meal.

2. See your dentist twice a year.

3. Mind your own business.

George Kottwitz, Edwardsville, Ill.

* Barber: "Haven't I shaved you before?" Sgt: "No, I got this scar at Pearl Harbor."

James P. Marinos, Waterford, Mich.

Now that I'm older, I've discovered:

* I started out with nothing ... and still have most of it;

* When did my wild oats turn into prunes and All Bran? …

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