Magazine article VFW Magazine

Jest a Minute

Magazine article VFW Magazine

Jest a Minute

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* A little boy wanted $100 for toys very badly, so he prayed about the money for weeks, but nothing happened.

He decided to write God a letter requesting the money. When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA," they decided to send it to the president. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send him a $5 bill. He reasoned that $5 would be a lot to a little boy.

The boy received the $5 bill and began to write a thank you note to God.

"Dear God, thanks for sending me the money. However, I noticed for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C., and those jerks deducted $95 in taxes."

"A Joke A Day" Web site

* After a worker drowned in a vat of beer at the brewery, a co-worker commented that he never had a chance.

"I wouldn't say that," said a witness. "He got out twice to go to the bathroom."

John Baum, Bethlehem, Pa.

* Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking grizzly bear. …

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