Magazine article VFW Magazine

Jest a Minute

Magazine article VFW Magazine

Jest a Minute

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The reason lightning never strikes twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Myron Varland, Watsonville, Calif.

Last summer while camping, we had slipped into our sleeping bags and my wife cuddled up close. She whispered, "Will you protect me if bears come after us?"

And I replied, "Sure honey, if you can keep up."

George Kottwitz, Edwardsville, Ill.

The battleship was in port and visitors were being shown around. The guide exhibited a bronze tablet set in the deck. "Here is where our gallant captain fell."

Nervous old lady: "Well, no wonder. I nearly tripped on it myself."

L.M. Workman, Wichita, Kan.

Two robins were flying over a golf course after a rain, and one said, "I'll bet there are a lot of worms down there." They flew down to one of the greens and found lots of worms. They ate so many they couldn't fly. …

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