Magazine article VFW Magazine

Jest a Minute

Magazine article VFW Magazine

Jest a Minute

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* A young lad came in from playing and asked his dad, "Where did I come from?"

The dad thought, "Oh! Oh! It's time for the birds and the bees talk."

So the dad went through the long explanation of how birth occurs and how it takes a man and a woman to make babies, as the lad sat and listened intently.

Then his dad asked, "By the way, why did you ask?"

"Oh," the lad replied, "Billy next door said he came from New York, and I just wondered where I came from."

Robert Gluth, Hammond, Ind.

* A man at the airline counter tells the rep, 'Td like this bag to go to Berlin, this one to California and this one to London."

"Sorry, we can't do that," the rep said.

The man replied, "Nonsense. That's what you did last time I flew with you."

A Joke a Day Web site

* A woman came out of her back door to see her husband pushing a lawnmower.

"I'm so relieved that the next-door neighbors returned our lawnmower before they moved," she said. …

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