Newspaper article The Evening Standard (London, England)

It's Just What I Wanted! Brad's Gift to Angelina, a Conga with Sir Elton and Posh ... It Must Be a Double Take Christmas

Newspaper article The Evening Standard (London, England)

It's Just What I Wanted! Brad's Gift to Angelina, a Conga with Sir Elton and Posh ... It Must Be a Double Take Christmas

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Byline: VALENTINE LOW

IT'S Christmas Day in the Brangelina household, and what has Brad Pitt got Angelina Jolie for her present? A wedding ring?

A nice new tattoo? Or perhaps a pair of oven gloves?

No - it's a brand new baby.

"Oh, honey, you shouldn't have done," purred Angelina. "Look, it's a brown one! My favourite!

And it has got a little ribbon on top. Isn't it adorable?"

"Well, yeah, honey, I think it - well, he - is pretty cute. I said to the guy in the shop, this is for Angelina, regularly voted the most beautiful woman in the world - I want only the very best for her."

"Well, he sure is lovely. So where does he come from?

Chad? Benin? Burkina Faso? I sure hope it wasn't Malawi - you know Malawi was so 2006."

"Uh, I guess I forgot to check, Angelina honey. Maybe it says on his label.

Let me have a look.

Here it is - OshKosh B'Gosh.

Hell, honey, I don't think I've heard of that place. …

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