Newspaper article The Florida Times Union

5 on 5

Newspaper article The Florida Times Union

5 on 5

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Byline: TOM SZAROLETA

Five fab experts answer five fun questions about the game. Think you have what it takes to go toe to toe with the experts? E-mail 5on5@jacksonville.com.

TOM SZAROLETA/Times-Union

MICHAEL C. WRIGHT

TIMES-UNION

Jaguars beat writer

HEY, DIDN'T THE JAGUARS USED TO PLAY DEFENSE?

Up until when the Titans stepped into the house Jeff Fisher built.

IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO BE SCARED OF A GUY NAMED JOEY (FALCONS QB)?

The Jaguars weren't scared of "Chris" either. Then, 179 yards later ...

ANY TIPS FOR DEALING WITH THE HEAT?

Spread out somewhere comfortable; there should be plenty of room.

WHAT HAPPENS FIRST, A JAGUAR RUSHES FOR 100 YARDS OR A BLACKOUT?

Hasn't one already happened?

WHAT'S AN APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT FOR VICK?

Coat him in peanut butter and lock him in a cage full of rabid chihuahuas.

CHUCK OLIVER

790 THE ZONE IN ATLANTA

Monsters of the Midday

HEY, DIDN'T THE JAGUARS USED TO PLAY DEFENSE?

I didn't know the University of South Alabama even had a football team.

IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO BE SCARED OF A GUY NAMED JOEY (FALCONS QB)?

You're saying Joey Fatone doesn't scare you?

ANY TIPS FOR DEALING WITH THE HEAT?

A six-pack and a bucket of the Colonel's - I'm fat and happy, no matter what.

WHAT HAPPENS FIRST, A JAGUAR RUSHES FOR 100 YARDS OR A BLACKOUT?

Fred Taylor pulls a hamstring.

WHAT'S AN APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT FOR VICK?

Make him live in Jacksonville.

MIKE DEMPSEY

1010XL

The Press Box

HEY, DIDN'T THE JAGUARS USED TO PLAY DEFENSE?

Didn't people used to get their news from the paper?

IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO BE SCARED OF A GUY NAMED JOEY (FALCONS QB)?

Only if his girlfriend's name is Amy Fisher.

ANY TIPS FOR DEALING WITH THE HEAT?

Don't wear a suit to the game.

WHAT HAPPENS FIRST, A JAGUAR RUSHES FOR 100 YARDS OR A BLACKOUT? …

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