Newspaper article Evening Gazette (Middlesbrough, England)

Live in a Family Sized Field? the Freetrack's for You; Full Chat

Newspaper article Evening Gazette (Middlesbrough, England)

Live in a Family Sized Field? the Freetrack's for You; Full Chat

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Byline: By STEVE ORME

STATISTICALLY this is the week when people are most likely to fall off the post Argostide diet band wagon.

During the next five days around a third of those with healthy January intentions will look down at their tuna fin salad and reach for the phone to request a high-carb visit from Cosa Nostra Pizzas - No Contract Too Small.

Is it any wonder? Mammals as a species, even the baldy ones like humans, have an amazing ability to go quiet in a dark corner while they deal with stressful events. Like self-starvation.

What we don't need is a constant stream of TV adverts for patent diets promising the body of Kip Kenyo inside 45 minutes or programmes on how to eat yourself slim while noshing like a cod.

So please, just leave me alone while I curl up here and lick the paint off the skirting boards.

Vanity, rather than health is the main driver in our determination to lose weight. We diet so as not to look like someone who lives in a swamp with a donkey rather than the fear of developing an interesting range of diseases and running pustules.

So a word of warning. Apart from the exciting super fast norovirus diet, most reducing regimes call for a long period of self denial.

This can be dangerous for drivers.

Fatigue and stress are side effects of diets and factors in 20% of motorway accidents. The RAC recommends a proper start to the driving day. High on the list of health dietary suggestions is sardines on toast for breakfast.

You may smell like a cat but will be alert and have a glossy coat all morning.

Bringing us to the increased girth of the SEAT Altea.

As the Freetrack version the Altea MPV is SEAT's first foray into the 4x4 market. Others have tried the same exercise of collagen injected body trim and raised suspension. …

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