Newspaper article Coffs Coast Advocate (Coffs Harbour, Australia)

Whitey Spends His and Everyone Else's Bonus

Newspaper article Coffs Coast Advocate (Coffs Harbour, Australia)

Whitey Spends His and Everyone Else's Bonus

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Byline: Greg White

THREE cheers for Prime Minister Kevvy Rudderless and his $950 largesse.

Such a large wad of cash in your scribbler's bank account will come in handy, arriving just in time for the Easter carnival race meetings at Royal Randwick.

Providing (of course) that there's anything left over once one does one's weekly rounds of the local poker machine palaces and pseudo gambling casinos conveniently situated in one's local pubs and clubs.

But what about the rest of the world's sporting elite?

Wadda ya reckon they'll spend their 950 big ones on?

Maybe ...

Andrew Symonds - creative writing classes for the next time he needs to pen an apology letter.

Libby Trickett - a two-person tent.

Takeover Target - part payment on the $1200 Joe Janiak forked out for him and a promise to cough up the other $250 on payday.

Jelena Dokic - a Hannibal Lecter mask and muzzle to send home to daddy.

Aussie cricket selectors - open orders to spend at OPSM. …

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