Newspaper article The Daily Mercury (Mackay, Australia)

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Newspaper article The Daily Mercury (Mackay, Australia)

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Article excerpt

TODAY I explained to a female friend of mine how she could get the baby of the man of her dreams.

Being something of a music loving gal, she was yabbering on about how she had reached an age where she needed to marry, and reproduce with, alternative country singer Ryan Adams.

Now if you don't know this guy, he basically strums a sad guitar and sings a sad tune about how girls are quite nice and flowers aren't so bad either.

But because she couldn't really afford a trip to wherever the hell that dude lives, I came up with a win-win situation.

The facehugger.

Hell yeah, the facehugger.

You all know what the facehugger is, it's the hand-shaped outer space creature that jumps onto faces of unsuspecting Earthlings, forces an egg down their throat and eventually the larvae explodes from their stomach.

So the way to do it would be to get your hands on a facehugger, from the Alien movies, and then somehow engineer it so that it's all packed up with her eggs. …

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