Newspaper article Sunshine Coast Sunday (Maroochydore, Australia)

So, How's Your Day Been?

Newspaper article Sunshine Coast Sunday (Maroochydore, Australia)

So, How's Your Day Been?

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I DON'T know about you, but I'm starting to get a bit sick of over-friendly shop assistants.

I know I'd be the first one to complain about poor customer service Co in fact, I've whinged about it a couple of times before Co but lately it seems the pendulum has swung too far and some shops are over-compensating by instructing their staff to be too friendly.

Their customer service is still lousy but now they're hoping you don't notice because they're doing it with a smile. And making completely pointless inquiries into my wellbeing.

C[pounds sterling]So, how's your day been?C[yen] asks the 15-year-old girl at the supermarket checkout.

I know she really doesn't care how my day has been but someone in the supermarket's training department has told her she should at least pretend.

I don't know if she knows that I know. I also don't care.

Maybe she knows that I know that she knows ... and she doesn't care either.

So we play this silly game while she (or he) scans my groceries.

C[pounds sterling]Yeah, good thanks,C[yen] I reply and the conversation thankfully withers and dies right there because you can't teach someone to continue talking intelligently if they are completely out of their depth.

Trust me, I know.

I've seen peoples' eyes glaze over when they meet me and realise I'm about as deep as a child's wading pool.

It's not the 15-year-old's fault that we have nothing in common.

Can you imagine how horrified she would be if I tried to take the conversation further.

C[pounds sterling]How's your day been?C[yen] she asks.

C[pounds sterling]It's been a shit of a day actually,C[yen] I reply.

C[pounds sterling]We were trying to get a story together on the de-amalgamation of local government on the Coast but nothing went right ... and don't even get me started on the long-term implications of the LNP's budget-cutting decisions for the new hospital. Tell me, what do you think of the future of the Maroochydore CBD in light of last week's decision by members of Horton Park Golf Club? …

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