Newspaper article The Chronicle (Toowoomba, Australia)

Have a Laugh

Newspaper article The Chronicle (Toowoomba, Australia)

Have a Laugh

Article excerpt

FINDING a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.

She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door

Magically it opens.

C[pounds sterling]That's so clever,C[yen] the woman gasps.

C[pounds sterling]How did you do it?C[yen]

C[pounds sterling]Easy,C[yen] replies the man.

C[pounds sterling]These are my khakis.C[yen]

OVER a round of golf, two doctors were talking shop.

C[pounds sterling]I operated on Mr Lee the other day,C[yen] said the surgeon.

C[pounds sterling]What for?C[yen] asked his colleague.

C[pounds sterling]About $17,000.C[yen]

C[pounds sterling]What did he have?C[yen]

C[pounds sterling]Oh. . . about $17,000.C[yen]

A DOCTOR examining a woman who had been rushed to the emergency room, took the husband aside, and said, C[pounds sterling]I don't like the looks of your wife at allC[yen]. …

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