Newspaper article The Chronicle (Toowoomba, Australia)

Have a Laugh

Newspaper article The Chronicle (Toowoomba, Australia)

Have a Laugh

Article excerpt

JIM had an awful day fishing, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one.

On his way home, he stopped at the fish shop and ordered four pieces of cod.

He told the fishmonger, C[pounds sterling]Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?C[yen] C[pounds sterling]Why do you want me to throw them at you?C[yen] C[pounds sterling]Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them.C[yen]

C[pounds sterling]Okay, but I suggest that you take the coral trout.C[yen] C[pounds sterling]But why?C[yen]

C[pounds sterling]Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take coral trout. She prefers that for dinner tonight.C[yen]

AN investment adviser went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in.

Pretty soon she realised she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers. …

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