Newspaper article Fraser Coast Chronicle (Hervey Bay, Australia)

Time for Some Weekly Humour

Newspaper article Fraser Coast Chronicle (Hervey Bay, Australia)

Time for Some Weekly Humour

Article excerpt

IN my pursuit of breaking away from serious comment day in and day out I would like to share this e-mail I received recently.

I hope it will also make you laugh.

DOG FOR SALE:

A guy is driving around the back streets of Maryborough. He sees a sign in front of a small house: a[approximately]Talking Dog For Sale ', so he rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the yard and sees a nice looking border collie sitting there.

aYou talk?'' he asks.

aYep,'' the collie replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says aSo, what's your story?''

The collie looked up and says, aWell, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS.

aIn no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. …

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