Newspaper article The Chronicle (Toowoomba, Australia)

Have a Laugh

Newspaper article The Chronicle (Toowoomba, Australia)

Have a Laugh

Article excerpt

ANNIE, 6, gets home from school. She had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks, C[pounds sterling]How did it go?C[yen]

C[pounds sterling]I died of shame!C[yen] she answers, C[pounds sterling]Lucy from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Peter in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital.C[yen]

Her mother answers, C[pounds sterling]But that's no reason to be ashamed?C[yen]

C[pounds sterling]No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!C[yen]

THERE is a report about the data centre of the future. This data centre runs 24 hours a day with only a man and a dog. The man's job is to feed the dog. The dog's job is to make sure the man does not touch the computer. …

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