Newspaper article The Chronicle (Toowoomba, Australia)

Have a Laugh

Newspaper article The Chronicle (Toowoomba, Australia)

Have a Laugh

Article excerpt

A WOMAN in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, C[pounds sterling]Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I amC[yen]

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, C[pounds sterling]You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.C[yen]

She rolled her eyes and said, C[pounds sterling]You must be an Opposition supporter.C[yen] C[pounds sterling]I am,C[yen] replied the man. C[pounds sterling]How did you know?C[yen]

C[pounds sterling]Well,C[yen] answered the balloonist, C[pounds sterling]everything you told me is technically correct. …

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