Newspaper article The Chronicle (Toowoomba, Australia)

Have a Laugh

Newspaper article The Chronicle (Toowoomba, Australia)

Have a Laugh

Article excerpt

A WOMAN walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. C[pounds sterling]I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,C[yen] she said. C[pounds sterling]What's your secret for a long happy life?C[yen] C[pounds sterling]I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,C[yen] he said. C[pounds sterling]I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.C[yen] C[pounds sterling]That's amazing,C[yen] the woman said. C[pounds sterling]How old are you?C[yen] C[pounds sterling]Twenty-six,C[yen] he said.

AFTER a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, C[pounds sterling]Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about 20 minutes ago? …

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